Consigli di Scott

Scott B: Mai Tai's!!!!

Scott B: No inside dunks here. You'll freeze waiting for your coffee outside in the winter

Scott B: Bathroom code is 305

Scott B: Make sure to check out the EasyTech services!!!!

Scott B: Chocolate chip pancakes!!!!

Scott B: Get the garlic knots Andrew

Scott B: Slowest staff ever in the history of McDonald's. Takes about 25 minutes just to get fries.

Scott B: Get the garlic knots

Scott B: No bathrooms

Scott B: Military-like staff

Scott B: Hotel smells and my room has black mold. Don't recommend staying here

Scott B: Know Portuguese!

Scott B: Not a bad lounge. Kind of hidden though and not great choices in food but decent alcohol. If you're on a first class flight with United you get in free

Scott B: Do the zip-line

Scott B: Super small area of the island but beautiful beach and super nice people. Avoid the market unless you like to be heckled

Scott B: Not a very good strip joint

Scott B: Terrible traffic

Scott B: This is NOT the real statue people!

Scott B: Cool spot but a little off the reservation.

Scott B: Can you hear me now? Good.

Scott B: Order the exquisito Margarita. It's NOT on the menu but its friggin awesome.

Scott B: FAJITASSSSS

Scott B: There's a group of transsexuals that show up every Friday night with their pimp!

Scott B: Avoid delta like the bubonic plague

Scott B: Get the peanut butter puff. Or the bacon chocolate cake (yes bacon) it tastes amazing

Scott B: Rooms are super nice here; lobby is pretty chill too. They have an outside Japanese garden sitting area which I don't understand but looks nice I guess

Scott B: Lady with the glasses that works here is a train wreck. #clueless

Scott B: One of the last places to find cheddar fries

Scott B: TURN DOWN THE FUCKIN MUSIC WILMER!!!!!