Wayne Hodgin

"Everything goes down well with a schooner of Shiner. You can't go wrong with the sliced brisket and rib combo plate."

"I was asked if I would like smoking or non. I asked, "Is that a trick question?" Evidently it wasn't. Wow."

"The iced peach green tea lemonade is a great afternoon thirst quencher. Gotta have the Trenta."

"No charge for a wine tasting. So swirl, sniff and sip (don't spit though -- that's for saps, and, besides, it's unsanitary)."

"Don't be fooled. Using the drive-thru window is about as slow, if not slower, as waiting in line in-store. Ugh."

"The sunset tour starts at 6:45 and is fairly interesting from a geological perspective. Leave your shoes in the car, and grab your camera. Sensational sunsets, so go in the evenings when it's cooler."