Lee Hewes

"The food was OK, a little on the luke warm side, beer was a bit watery, but the music was freeking terrible, old skool killers and, wait for it - Muse - ugh! A bit too middle-aged for my liking."

"Killjoy with his megaphone:"

"I'm a paying customer and I've come a long way, dammit! Let me have my fun."

"The life jackets are mouldy and there are unequal numbers of umbrellas to chairs, forcing sus competitiveness. Constantly feel like there's some dude watching your back, waiting to tell be a #killjoy."

"The over regulation at this place sucks major ass. People all up in your grill with megaphones and shit, telling you to keep your wristband and life jacket on and sit down in your kayak. Avoid."

"Don't do it, not worth it."