vernon

"The diced black pepper beef is a must try!"

"food here is not worth spending ur $ on... first time here & won't be back"

"the lady at the mixed vegetables stall is the most retarded person in the world! i wanted to buy 2 bowls of curry chicken, but she said she there was not enuf & was keeping some to sell in the evening"

"Leave your mobile phones at home, cause there's no reception down here!"