Tyler T

"Generally a good idea to light the candle on top of toilet -- doesn't smell so much like human fecal matter as much as it does cherry blossoms in the spring."

"Hold the handle on the toilet down when flushing for at least a good 5 seconds otherwise your poop won't go away."

"If you're lucky you'll get to see Thomas or Frank, the Casey Moore's cats. They're the greatest."

"The AC isn't broken, there's a switch for it behind the curtain!"

"Excellent and well air-conditioned building for dumping."

"Try the pepperoni pie for an overall great dish."