Travanti Waller

"Walk inside, see no chairs, and then walk back outside. That oughta confuse'em."

"If you take the stairs, they will get you to the next floor."

"Not only are you going for the humor you are also required to bring a sense of it."

"Get onto plane at one place, it flies you to a plane at another place, and then that plane flies you to the place you paid to visit."

"Chillin' at my hometown Friday's, where the Happy Hour is from 4pm to CLOSE!"