Jason Worrell

"I sometimes think about these wings when I want to speed things up in bed with my wife"

"There's a secret door to get to upstairs. Have you found it yet?"

"Don't try the Pilsbury Dough Boy. Josh K roofied it and then banged my ass"

"All I got was an iced coffee that was sweetened. Somehow they screwed it up. There also appears to be no bathroom. Has to be the worst starbucks ever!"

"As the Mayor I'd like to invite you to make yourself at home. Josh's Shore Haven is a cozy, comfortable shore house with beach and boardwalk within walking distance. Enjoy your stay at my mayorship!"

"If you see a strange drunk kid here answering to Shwirl, just run..."