Kyle

"The drive through takes forever. I was the only one in line and waited 15 minutes. It doesn't take that long to make a freakin smoothie."

"The tumbling and sea lions are the best part. Some bad lip synching from certain actors. Awesome enthusiasm by the ensemble. Kind of cheesey dialogue. Worth it just for the tumbling."

"If you need Geek Squad get Adam or Elliot. They're the most helpful."

"Well, it looks like Fort FUCK YEAH!!! is finished. Everyone is either moving out or graduating. I guess all good things must end. But I'll never forget our awesome house or the memories we made in it."

"Megan is the best server. She's so sweet and made sure that we had absolutely everything and more! Ask for her! She'll be the best you've ever had!"

"So many screaming children that I want to hit... So many..."