"The food is soooo good! Bring elasticated trousers...;)"
"There is an old zebra with no tail who sleeps at the lodge every night. Ask the guards to tell you where he is."
"Amazing food. The calamari is the best ever!! Try some unusual south african dishes - kudu, springbok, ostrich, crocodile, warthog... Wifi password is river"
"Try the scampi - its divine! We asked the chef to choose for us and it was an amazing meal."
"Come for pat's Thursday quiz night!"