Steven Bristow

"Free electric vehicle chargers! Please only use the L3 for 20 minute quick charges!"

"Apparently it's *really* hard for people to wait until others get off the train, and then board themselves... C'mon people!"

"Travis is my absolute favorite therapist! He knows how to do deep tissue work in specific areas while still giving an amazing overall massage."

"Parker is a fantastic stylist! His aesthetics are always spot on."

"If you're using the weight machines in the express workout room and someone is doing the circuit, move out of their way! They have priority."

"If you have the misfortune of getting Patrick Shea as your physician, get someone else! He's the most condescending and blatantly rude medical professional I've ever come across."