Sarah Greig

"Bar staff are a bunch of grumpy trouts."

"The roast is great but luke warm, puddings aren't brillant. And don't ask for horseradish because you forget you ordered lamb, not good humour when you ask for mint instead : D"

"Service not very attentive, they didn't sort out our drinks till we finished our starters - bad show. This place is really not all that!"

"They are so paranoid about people drinking they can't put toilet roll in the loos bad show"

"Beware you can't get drunk here!"

"Food was dire we complained...how the hell can a chef ruin spaghetti and pan off rocket as basil...never got a refund though my friend did!"