Ryan Sepanski

"Do NOT fly into this shithole at any cost. Hundreds of bags sitting here for any schmuck not stupid enough to wait. I’m a stupid idiot dumb enough to wait, but I’m about to become the previous……."

"Bring a flask with you. Even after buying a cocktail when you realize the one that comes with it is just juice, add fake flowers and a “prayer” to begin the event and you’ll wish you never came."

"SKIP THIS! Absolutely ZERO alcohol in their drinks, even when you go up and buy your own and offer to pay extra. Tip: bring a flask. Better yet: skip this all-together"

"DONT COME HERE FOR A LUAU! They don’t serve alcohol anywhere because it’s run by the Mormons. Excellent etc to be served Pepsi with your “authentic” luau. No mention of alcohol-free event."

"Turns out you can get a decent Sazerac outside of N’awlins!"

"AMAZING selection of cocktails. Usually these new fan-dangled cocktail concoctions are a mess, but not here. Some of the best mixologist creations I've ever had"