Paul Quinn

"The young girl serving on the till could add please and thank you to her limited reserves of service skills."

"Service just below par. Wasn't particular busy, max of 15 people in, however staff seemed to be forgetting a few things like people waiting for drinks, waiting to order, waiting for bills. 6/10"

"Avoid the food service counter beyond the toilets. You'll spend your entirelife queueing to be served, then be stuck in the limbo of the afterlife waiting to pay!"

"Look ONLY. Anything else will cost you more than the combined value of all you possess..including your internal organs!"

"Food is very good. Plenty of variety. Let down by the intimidating looking staff wondering round with radio gear in their ears, like spitznaps assassins. 8/10"

"Bring an umbrella."