"Despite reports indicating otherwise, not the best place to take a poop."
Coffee-shop
· McLean, Stati Uniti
7.3"Under new management!"
Abitazione (privata)
· McLean, Stati Uniti
"Fine dining at its best. Be prepared to pass 'tests' when you pick up your food, staff services many nonpaying crackheads. Everyone in this location is so refined and polite! Zagats rated, 1974."
Fast food
· Portsmouth, Stati Uniti
6.1"That's ridiculous. I'm here all the time, and everyone here is exceptionally nice."
Farmacia
· Richmond, Stati Uniti
5.1"Don't listen to that fuckhead, try the hot dogs!"
Hamburger
· Richmond, Stati Uniti
7.3"All the baristas here are part time high school students/full time American Heroes who take time out of their busy academic careers to give their snobby McLeanite customers legendary customer service!"
Coffee-shop
· McLean, Stati Uniti
7.3