Michelle Barsook

"Just ate a spectacular egg white omelette with chunks of crab, saffron stewed tomatoes and topped with smoked salmon and caviar, thus securing my delicious delicious membership in yuppiedom."

"If Aloft was a person he would live in Silicon Valley, use the word "synergy" a lot, and never shut up about his new app startup."

"Pan de elote is phenomenal! Their organic Mexican coffee is the best black coffee you can find in the area."

"Very slow, but worth the wait!"

"Dr. Slate is an artist with a scalpel!"

"If you come here regularly, annual parking passes are available online for $100. Much easier than making sure you have exactly $3 each time or fighting for spots in the neighborhood."