Matt Helbling

"Waiting forever on your waiter? Turn your hat backwards and an employee will come over to tell you about their totally not racist 'no backward hats' rule. Then ask for a drink from that guy."

"Did you know: the name of the establishment is a reference to Zach Morris' ability to freeze time and deliver a monologue. In honor of this, Time Out has promised to never alter their interior decor."

"The Fiesta Soft Tacos are a great way to pre-game for the diarrhea party you'll be attending later."

"Don't get seats under the awning unless you want to be sober. That is the family section which nobody tells you until you try to bring a beer in the family section."

"The name is very fitting since this is where my dad goes to avoid me."

"A horrible tribute to the 1992 Robert Redford vehicle."