Mark Coates

"We need Ruby programmers! Send résumé to: mcoates@zepinvest.com"

"The "all-that-and-a-bag-o-chips" is pretty good. White paper bag full of tortilla crisps and 2 salsas + guacamole. Yummy and cheap! If you're gonna drink, you gotta eat..."

"You just lost a good customer, Local. You suck. And your food sucks, too. Your drinks are overpriced. And making your female employees dress like that is demeaning and sexist. Goodbye, forever!"

"I ordered a grilled cheese and asked for a pickle. I was told that the 'kitchen' can't give me a pickle... WTF? I can get an order of waaay too many pickles. But I, the MAYOR, can't get just ONE? Bad."

"Get a glass of (surprisingly good) Merlot for $5... Anytime, all day, any day. Cheers!"

"Have the meatball pie. It's a local favorite--not to mention it's fame exceeds the borders of the USA. Seriously. You *need* this pizza. It'll change your life!"