Laura Dapito

"This place is members only, now. Very elite... Unless you don't mind having your face eaten."

"get some good ol' fashioned chocolate chip cookies. they're literally the best in town. BEST."

"Try to get a room facing the courtyard. Too much freaky and noisy Minneapolis downtown drama in the street side rooms."

"oh, do bring hand sanitizer. they reuse these envelopes to hold all your ID points and they're pretty gross. but good job for recycling!"

"all you complainers are a bunch of whiny babies. this was the most organized process I've ever experienced. thank you njmvc employees for dealing with all these self-appointed princesses."

"make sure you check that they're working on your deli kiosk order. otherwise they may forget and you'll have waited forever for cold cuts."