Lisa Elmer

"The morning servers on a wkday morning are a little rude. When you ask for non-dairy creamer (because you can't have cream) or ask for the forgotten cup of milk for your 4yo son, she looks annoyed."

"You can find the sexiest husband here that grills an amazing steak. His name is Lane and he's all mine. :)"

"Phenomenal food, not so great service. Totally worth it though. You won't find Mediterranean food like this anywhere else!"

"Went on vrbo.com and got a amazing rental villa for way less! My husband and I had an amazing time on our honeymoon."

"Food is okay only if you load it with tapatio. Ground beef tastes funny. I've had better. I hope I don't get food poisoning tonight."

"People won't sell you couches here because they suck!"