Chris LaMorte

"start with any of the spreads, and do not overlook the oysters, smoked to within an inch of their lives."

"Whether Christian rock, 90s college rock, or smooth jazz hip hop,quite possibly the worst music ever will be playing at all times."

"Jay Jay will cut you good ... and he's knows how to blow you out, too."

"Still crazy after all these years...when I can stay up late enough"

"Alas, minibar has jumped the proverbial shark. The beautiful model bartenders have been replaced, the crowd is dull, and it sort of looks like a cruise ship from the 70s."

"Duck gyros. Pomegranate glaze. It will haunt your dreams. Delicious...."