Kevin McDonald

"If you need to buy more than a coffee and two donuts in drive thru, you should go inside."

"If you can find another Dunkin’ within 20 miles, you can drive there and back before this one would have your order ready. If I had two arms, I’d give this Dunkin’ 4 thumbs down."

"Zipper merge, people. We’re all going to the same place."

"Don’t poop in the pool"

"Enjoy parents getting tanked in Cinco or Sidney's and letting their unsupervised children run around in front of Chill Hill throwing rocks at each other. Fun times."

"If you're a man, pick up and eat your pizza like one. Forks and knives are for children and girls."