kevin balfe

"Nice spot but someone has decided that tables are for “eating not working” so you can’t come for a coffee and check e-mail even if the place is empty. A 30 min limit would be very reasonable."

"Sit at the counter for a free 3-act drama! “Where the F&#k are my Pancakes!?” Diner Theater Mag says “you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be angry...and you’ll definitely be hungry!”"

"Careful about playing the King of Catan, he is a ruthless dictator. When you come at the King, you best not miss."

"If you tip the owner with White Claw and get the audience blackout drunk he’ll play an acoustic selection of hits from the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00’s and today."

"Careful...the Service Elevator is right by the passenger elevators but if you press that button by accident you’ll likely be chastised."

"No need to arrive early if you’re on JetBlue or Delta...just use FlightAware to see when your plane is landing since there aren’t other options for the airlines to switch out the equipment."