Karen Woodham

"The view is breathtaking."

"If you want a little challenge, try the chicken tikka phall with extra Naga chillies, delicious ;-)"

"Just don't think about having a latte, cappuccino or other coffee in the cafe, it's disgusting, it should be banned from human consumption."

"Make sure you have cash as they don't accept cash cards!!!"

"Watch out for the tourists on the roads, they haven't a clue where they are going and just slam their brakes on without a care for anyone who is driving behind them!"

"Take the day off, it takes long in the the waiting room, frellin' hopeless!!"