Jim McClure

"If you like loud annoying girls, terrible music, bad drinks, and rude people then you have arrived."

"MRSA runs in community places like a gym. Shaving here is not the smartest thing to do. You can easily get a staph infection."

"Parking your ass at the top of the stairs is dangerous and proves you are a moron."

"Text me or call first. I rarely answer the doorbell."