Jerry Toto

"Rich is in the Guinness Book of World Records. He holds records for worlds smallest penis, worlds hairiest butt, and worlds fastest most booger eater. His record is set at 5,792 boogers in 1 min."

"On Saturday nights, Rich dresses like a girl and has tea parties with all his stuffed animals."

"Rich cries himself to sleep listening to Justin Bieber as he watches old re-runs of the Gilmore Girls."

"Rich collects potato chips that look like members from the band Kiss"

"Rich's greatest achievement was beating Helen Keller in a Where's Waldo competition."

"Rich likes to dress up as Aunt Jemima as he eats his pancakes."