Jeff Cosier

"I suggest perhaps staying under an overpass before staying at the QI&S on SR 26 in Lafayette."

"Abandon hope ye who enter here."

"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy." (Mitch Hedberg)"

"It's a gas station so it has gas. And diesel. And maybe kerosene, I'm not 100% sure. You can also pick up smokes if you're so inclined. And a pop. And gum. That sorta thing."

"It's an apartment complex. People live here. It's pretty swell."

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