Jeff

"Get the arancini"

"If this place is still open a year from today I will donate $100 to a charity of your choosing (whoever you are)"

"They did not honor my request to be reimbursed for the hour I spent in line and not driving a car. 0/10 would not return"

"Play lumar lander in the video game area"

"For some reason most of my meals had this slasher film beet juice accent. Not attractive."

"They dont have one of those stamp ATMs so you gotta wait in line for your stamps."