Jacob Mathew

"Avoid the cafeteria food at all costs, but if you must eat while you're here, the gyrene galley, the bean, tropical smoothie, and the QM Pub all offer excellent food."

"Avoid the 24 hour room right after dinner every weekday night if you're looking for a place to get any kind of work done."

"Come up to the third floor and visit. The only floor with an embassy from the Motherland of all the Brown-folk!"

"Keep your eyes open for the elusive, shy Whining Monkey. Mayhaps trek to the far North Eastern corners of the Basement for a delightful encounter with the serene water-loving Dell Taureau."

"Try the bee bim bap. It's fabulous!!"

"Go for the 6pm mass on Sundays. It's the most fun!"