Gerrard Fabie

"Best to stick to what they do best--coffee and pastries. That is, ifthe rest of the menu is anything like the mercilessly overcooked breakfast we had."

"loving the pork kubota. But does the music always have to be so freaking loud?"

"Summers here. And yet waitresses will first tell you that the ceiling fans are "broken". In fact the owner turns them off to save electricity. That owner is now officially a twat."

"It is full every day of the week. Bring a driver or take a cab. Felipe street will be the new cause célèbre ; they should close it at night and claim back all the sequestered INC parking."

"No membership fee, no sitting fee. Also no air conditioning on the first day of summer. If you like seeing pictures of you melting , this is the studio for you."

"Keg bar is no cozy or warm pub, instead it's more like a chipped half-finished bathroom with matching acoustics. Sit next to 3 or 4 loud blathering idiots and you begin to feel pain."