Geoffrey Smith

"The "heavenly" New American–French tasting menus "feature ingredients treated with the utmost respect and care," the "impeccable" service is "like a coordinated dance""

"The windows downstairs are always unlocked!"

""Elegance at its apex", this "Beth Heap sensation" in the Waldo is a jackets-required "epic dining event" where an "intricate" French–New American "symphony" delivered by a "second-to-none" staff."

"You can force the front door open with a flat head screwdriver and a credit card!"

"On Saturdays, make sure to reserve a cabana, it requires a two bottle minimum but is well worth the people watching!"

"403 Club exceeded every expectation and truly sits a top the pantheon of exquisite dining in the 21st century. Words simply fail to do this place justice. It is a religious experience."