Gary Kerkenderfleugen

"Eau de sewage noticeable at various places, including the bathroom and near the ice machine. Wuh?"

"So far, so good after the first few hours here. Appears to be clean. Rather Spartan. Color scheme is early 1970s. Blah."

"Portions are HUGE!"

"Come on, CEOs of Walmart. Don't you make enough freaking money that you can keep the place up a little bit and maybe help employees with their lives. #Livingwage"

"Went to grab a gulp of water outside the men's bathroom at the drinking fountain on the way out and promptly did a spit take. It tasted like something that just come from the toilet. Seriously. Stale."

"Shakia seems like a very nice young lady, but it wouldn't hurt her to try to use the English language a little bit more professionally. I mean, I'm all in favor of local dialect, but ..."