Gary Freije

"Don't use I-95. You're better off riding a unicycle while blindfolded"

"This is the worst theatre ever! Last time I went some lady kept complaining constantly while we watched TV."

"It's better to get a fountain soda at Shell than at Subway"

"Try a Crunch Berry. Strawberries and Cream with hazelnut"

"Order a steak egg and cheese bagel and put strawberry or grape jelly on it. The combo of sweet and salty is magnificent"

"Pam's Diner and Nick's BBQ comprise this great restaurant. The loose atmosphere engages everyone and gives the feeling of family meals. Their couch offers relaxing naps if necessary. 4 1/2 stars"