David Traylor

"Pay attention, this is important: Don't pay tickets! You'll pay full price for convictions. Hire a lawyer. It'll save you money. Look for good reviews and one you can reach on the phone."

"When you exit, the automatic revolving door is triggered just in time to try to squash you. I think it's their way of saying, "...and don't come back!""

"Just like Duncanville, pick up the red wall phone to handle your business."

"There's a restroom on the backside of the jail."

"But seriously, treat the clerks well. They are overworked and underpaid. Be clear, concise and organized. Don't burden them with impertinent info or additional helpings of stupidity."

"Check out the pic of the restroom suite. They have the cleanest roomiest restrooms around. Give me a bedrolls and a microwave and I'd have a home."