Drew Lewis

"If you forget to bring quarters when touring the ywca....you can park at the ywca and wait for your fiance to look."

"If you're coming to tour the place for a wedding, make sure you bring some quarters....no free parking....."

"I drifted through a yellow light just to see those dreaded red and white bars dropping just to spite me....."

"if you're coming to watch a basketball game....make sure you use the restroom before you go, someone broke the porcelain bowl in half....I think chuck Norris got in a fight with Bruce lee...."

"Watchout for the dogshit on aisle 29....or any aisle on any given day for that matter....are we in petsmart??"

"If you go before 6am, be prepared to wait a while."