Donny Peak

"The food here is trash. Hardly edible. Where are the paleo meals? I want lean meat cooked rare, that is all."

"Someone sold their soul to the devil in order to make good this cheap and good. Bring an extra stomach; you'll want the extra storage."

"The smoked wings make me smile. A big, hardy smile!"

"It's not possible to clear security quickly here, so show up early. Fifty naked twenty-something women couldn't get through quickly even if George Clooney himself were running the security lanes."

"Best Mexican food in Southwest Missouri."

"The bedroom is awesome!"