Craig Kapitan

"Great Riverwalk option for vegetarians. It's not on the menu, but they have some of the best veggie fajitas in SA + good veggie tacos. Mango-coconut-habanero sorbet is a must-have vegan dessert."

"Elvis Presley stayed here in 1972 for a concert at Hemisfair Arena that was later featured in the documentary Elvis On Tour."

"Ozzy urinated *near* the Alamo but not on it. You should probably do neither. Ozzy's story (via the San Antonio Express-News): http://bit.ly/ae3vus"

"Speakers at the pool pump a steady stream of Cuban jazz; the tiki bar inside is like something out of old school Vegas; overall, a very cool retro vibe."

"Typical River Walk dining -- good people watching; nice selection of over-priced drinks; bland, over-priced Mexican food that'll hook plenty of tourists but attract few local regulars."

"Climb the stairs to the lookout station and the old ranger guy will give you an "Ancient Order of the Squirrel" fire prevention certificate. Sweet."