blackpanda

"Get one free bottle of drinking water while presenting your ticket at the entrance of waiting rooms."

"Gold membership card at hand? Always get one free parking ticket at info desk."

"Never come here on public holidays, people push you, security shout at you, kids chasing around everywhere. Worst IKEA shopping experience you could ever have."

"If you're traveling by air, don't bother to buy the Magic Matchboxes, there's no way to carry them on air. liars!"

"Don't waste money on their noodles."

"Make sure you order roasted lamb chops, they're amazing!"