Andrew Morris

"Bowling + martinis = gutter balls. Skip the bowling, and play a round of Skee Ball on the way out."

"Nachos + dark theater = lap full of queso"

"Try a Depth Charge, an espresso shot sunk in a mug of Red Bull. I might have made that up."

"Make sure to limit your dog's frosting intake, or fill a nearby cup with cold milk. By "dog" I meant me. ;)"

"Ride the Zilker Zephyr miniature train around the park."