Adrian Tritschler

"Only one in three bbqs work, so byo or be prepared to wait"

"It's a suburb not a neighborhood. we are not American, stop cramming American terminology down our throats"

"Scalding hot coffe beloved of retirees 😖"

"Be very afraid of the mums in the SUVs, they will park anywhere and drive however they like to get their little darlings to school, and bugger you to anyone else's kids!"

"For 2 days our aircon didn't cool, only the fan worked. "Someone will come and look at it tomorrow""

"Son got electric shock from bathroom light switch, use the back of your hand to flick the switches"