Mo Jo

"Slow slow slow slow slow slow slow slow slow slow. 😳🔫"

"Cigarette machine w/good selection for $7. Best in-bar smokes price in the city."

"Wifi is MUCH improved of late. Try the Cajeta Latte. It's orgasmic."

"The Chicken Parmigiana is excellent and HUGE. You won't be disappointed."

"Credit cards ARE now accepted at Lola's--but there's a $10 minimum. The good news is that $10 can be hard to spend--if it's Happy Hour, you'd better not spend it all on yourself."

"Do Mr. A's homework."