Will Tucker

"They will ask if you want chips and salsa. Who doesn't, right? They will not, however, tell you that you'll be charged for them when you get your bill. Shady. You can do better."

"Come for the sweet jungle gym, stay for the huge variety of donated scooters and mini-cars for the kids."

"Don't be an idiot like me and bust out your camera phone. It's a gallery, not a museum (though, to be fair, I was taking a pic of a mural...)"

"Nachos with spicy chicken and black beans. And don't forget to ask for the chopped jalapeños!"

"Stop by Friday afternoons around 5 when Club PN opens. No cover and free drinks! Holla!"

"Leave immediately and head to a different car rental company."