Vices I Admire

"Everything is good. Like this rocket poster. Like finding $20 in your coat pocket. Like eating an entire package of Swiss Cake Rolls."

"Everything."

"Horror movies all day, urrrrr day."

"Wear shoes at all times!"

"Make love, not war. Unless you're the war-ing type. In which case, war on, you crazy, war-chief motherfucker!"

"It is dark and dank here. Demons from the netherworld have roosted within the very bowels of the building. Bring holy water with you."