Riley Pittenger

"I paid $13 for an overly-greasy, under-flavored bar basket of gross cod and crumb-fries. Save your fish budget for something satisfying."

"Fuck to the yes, after paying six bucks for an Americano all over this city, I have found the spot for for my caffeinated fetish. They won't hold you after, but sometimes you just need it hot and fast"

"Mafackin' ahma ebi done blissfully right and amberjack nigiri straight to my vein. This tastes like sushi should, and it's sustainable so my white guilt feels better."