Paul Jones

"Came for the pizza, stayed for the beer! Try the Zingara, with tuna. And the Tyskie. I've been coming here for years... Though mostly cos I'm poor."

"Great Tapas bar that feels Spanish rather than P'berg. Great value for money, and lovely staff. Everything comes with bread! Yay carbs!"

"Unlike most of Berlin's lackluster Indian places, this place is great. The Jhalfrezi is amazing. They're often reluctant to make the food spicy. Insist, if you don't want your curry Deutsched-down."

"The barmaid is beautiful. I spilled my beer, and she didn't shout at me. I think I love her. Cheap beer, too. Extra points for the private TVs, so I can watch 'Neighbours' in peace."

"Came here to watch the new Star Wars film. It was great. As I despise JJ Abrams, I can only give credit to the cinema. Kudos, Cineworld!"

"They have snakebites and onion rings!! Yay! The chairs are a little high; risky after too many beers. Great mood- until 10pm when you have to be dull. Alas, it's a long way to Tipperary from my home."