Timothy Kendall

"Delicious but either they swapped my large order with someone else's or they serve appetizer sized bowls of soup. Going to get pizza afterwards. 150lbs and hungry."

"If you like shitting your brains out for two days straight, eat the breakfast. Free water in the room."

"Business travelers crop dust you while you eat plastic bagels. The power outlets are good."

"If you enjoy growing old, check your bag on a delta flight to JFK. The new terminal 4 allows you to grow old waiting for your bag hours after the plane lands."

"Dirtier than a crack house carpet."

"Great drinks. Great food. Great down-downstairs bar. Bad call on no towels in the bathroom. You wash hands then touch doorknobs that other people have not washed hands then eat tacos. #pooparticles"