Jeff Hoppe

"If your name starts with an S and ends with an H, E or L."

"When sitting on the couch, remember to sit with your butt facing the basement ceiling and you back facing the vertical section. However, kneeling on the butt custion facing the wall is optional. ;-)"

"When you come here, it's fun and you should be prepared to have fun and stuff"

"Use toilet paper for number 2, or number one if your a girl that refuses to use the bathtub. Guys, use outside grill or tree for number 1"