Eric Lynxwiler

"There are no vegetarian or gluten free options worth ingesting. And the new, shabby-cheap design of made-in-China furnishings is cold and soulless. Save your $4.59 per soda and go anywhere else."

"The lobby is gorgeous but the rest, oh no. After waiting 15 mins for the ridiculous concession staff, I just decided to skip it. Upon leaving, all escalators were broken and the exit filthy."

"This particular Starbucks is homeless central. Three guys scattered about asking people in and out of line for food and money. And they're making out like bandits."

"Sadly, it's the slowest Starbucks in town. I've gotta stop coming as its got a convenient location, but dangit, it takes 15 minutes to get my latte every time."

"The catfish was moist and amazing. Give the onion rings a shot as well!"

"Tamarind margarita!"