Patrick Zeinert

"Check out the seasonal Shiner, FM 966. It's not for everyone, but the adventurous types will be rewarded."

"Torta Nortena will require a nap, but so worth it."

"Hookah is fun and great for a group. Not here though. Find a place that appreciates paying customers."

"Grand Slam or GTFO"

"Try the "Moose Juice." If they give you a funny look, shrug and say "it's in your book and I've heard it's delicious.""