Lost Species

"Please help reduce the number of head-case alerts by refraining from moon dancing naked though the duty free store."

"Please help to reduce the number of security scares by not blowing the baggage trolleys up. Thank you."

"If by chance one day to happen to consider ordering the ribs. Please jolly well reconsider. For your own good, else disappointment awaits."

"The AGO App provides a great way to understand the exhibits while you are looking at them using the tour feature. But be warned, not all the exhibits it will guide you to will actually be on display."

"A Roman fort defending local lead resources. This site's earthworks have been amazingly well preserved due to its isolation. Arrive early to avoid disappointment, around 200AD would probably be best."

"Business must be struggling, they have been reduced to serving drinks in jam jars. Next up, coffee in a soup bowel. Or perhaps they have just been putting off doing the washing up. ;-)"