Weston Shirley

"The cook is a sneaky little snake in the grass, kind of like pearl Harbor, that was sneaky too. We can all be a little sneaky sometimes."

"It's better than the cafe. I guess that's saying something"

"You know it's lair right? Layer is completely the wrong word"

"What the hell does that even mean? Your absolutely retarded"

"Write some shit on the bar!"

"They got one HOT chick running front"